spotted at n11th and berry, brooklyn

spotted at n11th and berry, brooklyn

porny frankenstein spotted @ bedford and lorimer

porny frankenstein spotted @ bedford and lorimer

“I thought I was in love with you but I realized I was just using you”
(tastefully taken from my dear friend, Amy C.)
~Sam

“I thought I was in love with you but I realized I was just using you”

(tastefully taken from my dear friend, Amy C.)

~Sam

no idea who the artist is, but this stencil is all over greenpoint, brooklyn
(gorgeous.)

no idea who the artist is, but this stencil is all over greenpoint, brooklyn

(gorgeous.)

star wars graffiti spotted @ chicken hut, brooklyn
(not featured: the tie fighter and death star about 5 feet above it)

star wars graffiti spotted @ chicken hut, brooklyn

(not featured: the tie fighter and death star about 5 feet above it)

sometimes (especially after working on a paper for over 11 straight hours, and then taking the subway home and watching a fully grown man get projectile vomited upon by another fully grown man) williamsburg is a nightmarish hell-scape filled with trendiness, condescension, and plaid.  sometimes the 20-something ambiguously androgynous men(?) come up to you and tell you your jeans make you look like an asshole (totally unprovoked) and sometimes the obnoxious tattooed couple tongue-kissing on the staircase to the L train forces you to continue your never ending downward spiral into a life characterized by alcoholism and cultural criticisms.
and then sometimes there is a tricycle in a hand knit cozy chained to a signpost, and things don’t seem so bad.  (random art piece seen @ bedford ave. subway stop)

sometimes (especially after working on a paper for over 11 straight hours, and then taking the subway home and watching a fully grown man get projectile vomited upon by another fully grown man) williamsburg is a nightmarish hell-scape filled with trendiness, condescension, and plaid.  sometimes the 20-something ambiguously androgynous men(?) come up to you and tell you your jeans make you look like an asshole (totally unprovoked) and sometimes the obnoxious tattooed couple tongue-kissing on the staircase to the L train forces you to continue your never ending downward spiral into a life characterized by alcoholism and cultural criticisms.

and then sometimes there is a tricycle in a hand knit cozy chained to a signpost, and things don’t seem so bad.  (random art piece seen @ bedford ave. subway stop)